Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande
WHAT A CUTIE
OKAY YOUR SHIRTS ARE GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS LIKE THOSE ARE GOD DAMN CRATERS WHY WOULD YOU BUY A LONGSLEEVE WITH HUGE FUCKING HOLES IN IT IM SO ANGRY
I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
The family business…
IS THAT ADAM IN THE CAGE
I bet John is a zero coke because that’s the number of fucks he gave about his children.
oh look, they’re all empty inside
WAS THAT NECESSARY
I am dead at Adam.
Also, Adam isn’t empty! Also, I like how Sams name is the same color as johns because he was always more like their dad but deans name is white with red around it because he always tried to be like their dad but never really was.
next on psychoanalyzing coke bottles
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
How not to pick up girls
"i cant sleep"
BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno
i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN
shoutout to all the girls + women who have thick, dark, and abundant body hair and have to spend time and energy shaving every single day if they don’t want to be harassed by loved ones + strangers alike
shoutout to all the girls + women who decided its not worth their time, even if they only skip sometimes, and endure criticism, harassment, and stigma as the price for their own freedom of time + comfort