HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?
Reblogging this good news…again.
y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious
Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.
162 at 11 :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mines was 90 something at that age
This needs more notes.
this took me a minute and im angry about it
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand
Finding a typo in a book
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON
YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
look at the names of the luigi one
Wow heaven forbid people put things in stores that sELL?????
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.