AYE ITS KIRA
If 5SOS talked to a young fan about "Good Girls"
Young fan: If she wasn't reading books what was she doing in the library?
Calum: *tries to hold in laughter*
Ashton: Oh jeez.
Michael: Someone's gotta tell her
Ashton: Don't you dare
Calum: How about u do it Luke?
Luke: Liz would not approve
Michael: You're such a mommas boy
Luke: Shut up Michael
Ashton: This isn't time for Muke come on guys
Michael: Fine I'll do it
Luke: DONT
Ashton: MiCHAEL I SWEAR
Michael: *Kneels down* Well, little girl, when two people love each other very much-
Luke: Michael PLS
Michael: Or they're both horny-
Calum: True
Michael: They put the THINGIE in the THingie and they make love
Ashton: ...
Luke: ...
Calum: haha
Michael: just make sure u use protection. And don't send nudes to people you don't know or else they might end up all over the Internet
Calum: did u just
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astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

reversingyourpolarity:

It’s October.
Pluto is a planet again.
Hockey is back.
Everything tastes like pumpkin.
Hoodies are a viable fashion choice once more.
*celebrates*

gamjas:

i don’t have enough black clothes 

Reblog if you’re not tumblr famous but you still love your followers

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

PLEASE GUYS REBLOG I WANNA FOLLOW PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEIR FOLLOWERS

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hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.

sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

surprisebitch:

me:

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you: