ominisgauntlet:

emrygames:

this is absolutely not even an exaggeration

cwahsont:

filmtvdaily:

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine in BULLET TRAIN (2022)

werewolftrial:

Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

applefae:

floristyunho:

brucemanimean-batwayne:

how did we all just casually listen to Take Me To Church on the radio in 2014??

you’re telling me we really heard lyrics like “there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin” and “if i’m a pagan of the good times, my lover’s the sunlight” and didn’t go absolutely buck wild???

bold of you to assume i can comprehend the words that are said even to this day

as soon as hozier says “she’s the giggle at a funeral” my vision greys out and i wake up 4 hours later in a church garden, shovelling handfuls of dirt into my mouth

touhouweed:

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

plaguedocboi:

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

blorb0:

things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.

fungalfaggot:

stick yr dick in a girl and there’s a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum

disc80s:

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

queerasflux:

daddy-war-stache:

dankmemeuniversity:

It’s beaten out of you in elementary school.

calamitys-child:

calamitys-child:

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of

I love that several people have responded to this with “op I forgive you cause you’re Scottish but that’s not a Texan accent” which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

bakwaaas:

the women next to me has sat here for a 3 hour journey with no book, no laptop, no headphones, hasn’t touched her phone, literally just sitting there doing nothing….. I’m afraid of her power

lightweightkate:

rainbowismymiddlename:

rainbowismymiddlename:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

memewhore:

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”

Here are two more:

“Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway”

And my favorite

“Person on thermal infrared camera”

Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who’s still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend’s shopping bags

I love these so much

fabulousprize:

I don’t actually hate The Beatles music that much but I feel obliged to disparage them as much as is possible in order to contribute to the destruction of the idea that they are the greatest thing to happen to music ever, and are above criticism